Facts About Creigh Deeds
Via Waldo Jaquith we have this magnificent list of facts about Creigh Deeds, the Democratic candidate for attorney general who lost by only a handful of votes in 2005. Those not familiar with Virginia politics or with Creigh Deeds may not understand all the references, which is unfortunate, because this is the best list of facts about _____ ever. A sampling:
After Creigh Deeds was elected to the Senate, the spirit of FDR edited his famous quote to read “The only thing we have to fear is the Senator from Bath himself.”
Creigh Deeds didn’t run against Bob McDonnell for the attorney general’s race in 2005. He coughed. But the awesome spew of legislative speak that emerged from his mouth nearly got him elected anyway.
Creigh Deeds can tame Tim Kaine's eyebrow.
Creigh Deeds will build the Metro tunnel under Tyson's, using only the teeth of Mark Warner.
Creigh Deeds headbutted Zinedine Zidane, shattering him instantly.
Creigh Deeds let the dogs out.