DCenters, the DC United blog, calls it "Operation Deflower," while We Call it Soccer prefers the "Free Beer Movement." The idea is that we soccer nuts should buy a game ticket for someone who has never seen an MLS game live, ply them with their beverage of choice, and thus set them on the road to becoming lifelong soccer fans, too. At least in principle. Neither name for this event/movement/thingy is really appropriate for the purposes of this blog post, since my target just turned five years old a few weeks ago.

Nevertheless, Anna enjoyed the game very much. It was the first professional sporting event of any kind she'd attended, and she was absolutely delighted about it from the moment I got her parents' permission for her to accompany me. "I love you," she told me giddily at least seven times in the 24 hours or so immediately leading up to the game. I have to say that it feels good to be adored so intensely, and in this case it only cost $16. (Plus $30 for the shirt, but that was just icing - I think I could have got by with just the ticket itself.)
When we were inside the stadium, a shirt for Anna was the first order of business. There were kids' t-shirts, black ones, in imitation of the uniforms. You could get Moreno's name on the back, or nobody's. (They were out of Adu shirts.) "Sometimes the girls like the pink, instead," the nice lady at the counter told us, pointing to a shirt that was, well, a lot like the black DC United t-shirt, but... pink. Pink? It was definitely pink. I asked Anna which she wanted. "I want the black one," she declared. As we walked away, I explained to her who Jaime Moreno was, and then launched into a monologue about various other players. Anna frowned. "Are there any girls on the team?" I explained that there were not, but there were lots of other teams with women on them. I'll have to take her to a women's game sometime soon. Thank goodness for local colleges.
But, the game! For those who, like me, are not parents and not well versed in the art of Keeping Kids Entertained While You Are Trying To Watch The #&$% Game, the key is to sit next to some other kids. We attended the DC United-Colorado Rapids match which was an afternoon game and not terribly crowded. I bought the cheapest tickets, and we wound up in the corner section behind La Norte. Anna immediately made friends with the girl sitting next to her. The seats we were actually assigned to sucked, though - right against the fence, which meant a partly blocked view. So after a short time, I convinced Anna that the drums the La Norte guys were playing were so cool we ought to move closer. They were cool, but not that cool, apparently; and anyway there were no kids near our "new" seats so a tantrum was narrowly averted by a third move, to a row behind two couples and four kids ranging in age from about six to about twelve. That was enough to placate Anna, and it was a great spot from which to see the game, especially while United was attacking the goal at our end: each time, we stood up (Anna standing on her seat, so that she could see), clutched each other, and yelled our heads off. And then, DC scored.
The crowd went wild! Anna went nuts! and with that, I think, she was hooked: every time the drumbeat began, she clapped, in rhythm, and cheered. BOOM, BOOM, BOOM-BOOM-BOOM! "DC UNITED!" It didn't take her long to get the idea, and she took to it with a vengeance.
She lasted until about the 80th minute. Then she got thirsty. And her Jaime Moreno shirt, newly purchased and not washed before she put it on, had begun to shed lint on her skin, a development of which Anna emphatically did NOT approve. However, 80 minutes of game time without (much) complaining, I'll take, from a five-year-old. We remedied both her problems in the ladies' room after the game, and headed on home.
And when we got home? She taught the DC United cheer she had learned to her younger sister. Every time I mention the team in their hearing now, they start dashing in circles around the house yelling, "DC UNITED! DC UNITED!"
I am so proud.